In honor of Binchtopia’s recent foray into the world of unscripted television, Allegra is back in the stu for an essential and necessary exercise: ranking the most iconic reality TV moments of all time. Join the girlies as they recap legendary monologues, crash outs, smackdowns and so much more! Digressions include Allegra being Geese-negative, new eyewitness testimony from the Peltz-Beckham wedding, and doing slut drops for the craic.

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Most Out of Pocket Moment

• RHOBH: "Is that your dog?" - 18:10

• RHOBH: "Who is Hunky Dory?" - 18:40

• ANTM: Race swapping photoshoot - 19:36

• RHOBH: Almondgate - 21:15

Best Use of Inanimate Object

• RHONY: Aviva's Leg - 26:01

• Bigg Boss: Pooja what is this behavior? - 30:02

• Bad Girls Club: "I ain't got no sleep" - 30:34

• RHONJ: Theresa's Table Flip - 31:47

• RHOBH: Amsterdam Glass Throw - 33:12

Best Exit

• Dance Moms: She's Zooming - 34:28

• ANTM: "I can't take the pressure" - 36:11

• Flavor of Love: IDGAF - 36:27

Best Monologue

• Big Brother UK: Tiffany Talks About Gemma - 39:35

• Flavor of Love: "I want my eggs cracked" - 39:48

• Brunch with Tiffany: "Nation of Islam" - 40:52

• Basketball Wives of LA: "Girl we going to Islam?" - 41:24

• RHOBH: "Tom's house was broken into" - 42:06

• ANTM: "We were all rooting for you" - 42:35

• Flavor of Love: "These boys play with you" - 43:44

Best Read

• RHOA: Phaedra Sperm Bank - 45:12

• Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta: "Hey Maid" - 46:17

• RHOBH: "Know That." - 47:48

• Project Runway: "Not even to dinner with the Kushners?" - 49:02

• Flavor of Love: "Beyoncé ???" - 49:36

• Rupaul's Drag Race: "Back rolls" - 52:15

• Jasmine Masters: "Get a job challenge" - 52:53

• RHOA: "Who gon' check me boo?" - 54:23

• VPR: "Bambi eyed bitch" - 55:23

• Married to Medicine: "Busted can of biscuits" - 55:52

Best Breakdown

• Trading Spouses: God Warrior - 57:23

• RHONY: Scary Island - 1:02:56

• Jersey Shore: "Where's the beach?" - 1:03:25

Most Gag-Worthy Fight

• VPR: Stassi Schroeder vs Kristen Doute - 1:11:06

• VPR: Tom Schwartz vs Jax Taylor - 1:12:35

• Mob Wives: Carla vs Renee - 1:13:48

• Jersey Shore: JWow vs Sammi - 1:14:15

• KUWTK: Kim vs Kourtney - 1:15:35

• Love & Hip-Hop: Jocelyn vs Stevie J - 1:17:47

Men Being Clowns

• VPR: Tom Sandoval Dog Tissue - 1:19:49

• The Osbournes: Beer Thief - 1:20:17

• Love Island USA: Rob in the Pool - 1:20:51

• Catfish: "You got me there" - 1:21:26

• VPR: "Battered wife" - 1:22:01

• Jersey Shore: Mike's Italian crashout - 1:22:33

Worst Interior Design

• RHONY: Dorinda's fish room - 1:23:10

• VPR: Tom and Kristen's first apartment - 1:23:30

• VPR: Ariana and Tom's house - 1:23:50