Julia is joined by the infamous Britt and his defense attorney Lindsay for a controversial episode on their personal life Mantras. Hot take after hot take, they share their thoughts on PhD torture, gay shame, 9/11, building a roster, and #TheseAncientWounds. Digressions include Eleanor Roosevelt’s hung smirk, ripping bong with a red panda, and closing your damn relationship.

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Check out Britt's piece on Virginia Woolf here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1zEsbgzHzRvL8nEIejWjtGmjP-bYX37uw/view

MANTRAS

1. If Trump can return, so can I.

2. Eat shit and keep it pushing. Because the wolves are already tracking your scent as we speak.

3. They’re coming, but we’re stronger.

4. It is what it is. But what it is…is up for interpretation.

5. Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, say “I’m going to fucking kill myself” and handle it.

6. I’m not planning for kids. Let’s get the cookie.

7.  A dyke and a gay guy should spiral ruthlessly.

8. What I did was inexcusable. But it was explainable.

9. To GAF is human. To DGAF is divine.

10. Ask for what you want. Let them say no.

11. Go to dinner with a friend and you’ll be fine.

12. The body keeps the score and I keep going.

13. Don’t feed the birds, it attracts rats.

14.  Your crucifixion storyline is meaningless unless you also include a resurrection finale.

15. Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean I can't score.

16. It’s not a ritual without leopards.

17. Okay. I play the cards that I’m given.

18. It is possible to survive this, but not unaltered.

19. A roster begins with one. When the roster grows the fixation fades.

20. Actions have no consequences. Consequences are just other people’s actions.