In this installment of Bad Book Club, Julia and Eliza fight for their lives through Modelland, Tyra Banks’ 500-page literary fever dream. The girlies attempt to make sense of Tyra Banks’ tortured mind as they follow Tookie de la Crème through a modeling dystopia that ultimately asks: what if it was actually okay to be chopped? OR what if being chopped was actually what made you beautiful?

Digressions include the new studio reveal, New York’s summer descent into wildfire smoke and diarrhea parasites, and the grounding exercise required after recording the longest episode in Binchtopia history.